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| Man in a Sports Car |
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A man in a sports car pulls up to a stop light where a cyclist is waiting for the green light. Man in car:" Hey, come here for a minute." The cyclists rolls over and leans up to the car. Man in car:" I bet you're pretty fast on that italian bike! I'll give you $100 if you can beat me to the next light." Cyclist:" you're crazy! i haven't got a chance!" Man in car:"$200 and I'll buy you a beer!" With that the light turns green and the sporty driver screaches away! but, to the man's amazement the cyclist shoots past him screaming and hollering. Unable to make out what the cyclist said, the driver throws it into high gear determined to pass the italian speedster and not to lose the race. The sportster, doing at least 80mph now screams past the cyclist who is madly pedaling and flailing his arms about like a demon. With the next light in his sight the driver is sure he'll win and keep his $200. Yet, once again the italian demonized pedal pusher whistles by shouting obsenities as if he had no sportsmanship and stealing the race. Completely astonished at the cyclists performance and taken aback by his total rudeness the sport car driver, having lost, pulls up to the cyclist collapsed on the side of the road gasping for air and obviously hysterical. Man in car " Congratulations! you have certainly won! But, I must know how in the hell you did it and why where you screaming the whole time?" (drum roll, please!) Cyclist:" *&*?* %#&* ! Thank God you stopped! My suspenders were caught on your door!" Back |